A man checked into a hotel.

There was a computer in his

room* so he decided to send an

e-mail to his wife. However* he

accidentally typed a wrong e-mail

address* and without realizing

his error he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile….Somewhere in

Houston * a widow had just

returned from her husband’s

funeral. The widow decided to

check her e-mail* expecting

condolence messages from

relatives and friends.After

reading the first message* she

fainted. The widow’s son rushed

into the room* found his mother

on the floor* and saw the

computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I’ve Reached

Date: 2 May 2006

I know you’re surprised to hear

from me. They have computers

here* and we are allowed to

send e-mails to loved ones. I’ve

just reached and have been

checked in. I see that everything

has been prepared for your

arrival tomorrow. Looking

forward to seeing you

TOMORROW!

Your loving hubby.

ﻣﺮﺩﯼ ﺍﺗﺎﻕ ﻫﺘﻠﯽ ﺭﺍ ﺗﺤﻮﯾﻞ ﮔﺮﻓﺖ.ﺩﺭ

ﺍﺗﺎﻗﺶ ﮐﺎﻣﭙﯿﻮﺗﺮﯼ ﺑﻮﺩ،ﺑﻨﺎﺑﺮﺍﯾﻦ ﺗﺼﻤﯿﻢ

ﮔﺮﻓﺖ ﺍﯾﻤﯿﻠﯽ ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﺴﺮﺵ ﺑﻔﺮﺳﺘﺪ.ﻭﻟﯽ

ﺑﻄﻮﺭ ﺗﺼﺎﺩﻓﯽ ﺍﯾﻤﯿﻞ ﺭﺍ ﺑﻪ ﺁﺩﺭﺱ

ﺍﺷﺘﺒﺎﻩ ﻓﺮﺳﺘﺎﺩ ﻭ ﺑﺪﻭﻥ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﻣﺘﻮﺟﻪ

ﺍﺷﺘﺒﺎﻫﺶ ﺷﻮﺩ،ﺍﯾﻤﯿﻞ ﺭﺍ ﻓﺮﺳﺘﺎﺩ.

ﺑﺎ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻭﺟﻮﺩ..ﺟﺎﯾﯽ ﺩﺭ ﻫﻮﺳﺘﻮﻥ،ﺑﯿﻮﻩ

ﺍﯼ ﺍﺯ ﻣﺮﺍﺳﻢ ﺧﺎﮐﺴﭙﺎﺭﯼ ﺷﻮﻫﺮﺵ

ﺑﺎﺯﮔﺸﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩ.ﺯﻥ ﺑﯿﻮﻩ ﺗﺼﻤﯿﻢ ﮔﺮﻓﺖ

ﺍﯾﻤﯿﻠﺶ ﺭﺍ ﺑﻪ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺧﺎﻃﺮ ﮐﻪ ﭘﯿﺎﻣﻬﺎﯼ

ﻫﻤﺪﺭﺩﯼ ﺍﻗﻮﺍﻡ ﻭ ﺩﻭﺳﺘﺎﻧﺶ ﺭﺍ

ﺑﺨﻮﺍﻧﺪ،ﭼﮏ ﮐﻨﺪ.ﭘﺲ ﺍﺯ ﺧﻮﺍﻧﺪﻥ ﺍﻭﻟﯿﻦ

ﭘﯿﺎﻡ،ﺍﺯ ﻫﻮﺵ ﺭﻓﺖ.ﭘﺴﺮﺵ ﺑﻪ ﺍﺗﺎﻕ ﺁﻣﺪ

ﻭ ﻣﺎﺩﺭﺵ ﺭﺍ ﮐﻒ ﺍﺗﺎﻕ ﺩﯾﺪ ﻭ ﺍﺯ ﺻﻔﺤﻪ

ﮐﺎﻣﭙﯿﻮﺗﺮ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺭﺍ ﺧﻮﺍﻧﺪ:

ﺑﻪ:ﻫﻤﺴﺮ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻨﯽ ﺍﻡ

ﻣﻮﺿﻮﻉ:ﻣﻦ ﺭﺳﯿﺪﻡ

ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ:ﺩﻭﻡ ﻣﯽ2006

ﻣﯿﺪﺍﻧﻢ ﺍﺯ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﺧﺒﺮﯼ ﺍﺯ ﻣﻦ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪ

ﺑﺎﺷﯽ ﺧﻮﺷﺤﺎﻝ ﻣﯽ ﺷﻮﯼ.ﺁﻧﻬﺎ ﺍﯾﻨﺠﺎ

ﮐﺎﻣﭙﯿﻮﺗﺮ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻨﺪ ﻭ ﻣﺎ ﺍﺟﺎﺯﻩ ﺩﺍﺭﯾﻢ ﺑﻪ

ﺁﻧﻬﺎﯾﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺩﻭﺳﺘﺸﺎﻥ ﺩﺍﺭﯾﻢ ﺍﯾﻤﯿﻞ

ﺑﺪﻫﯿﻢ.ﻣﻦ ﺗﺎﺯﻩ ﺭﺳﯿﺪﻡ ﻭ ﺍﺗﺎﻕ ﺭﺍ ﺗﺤﻮﯾﻞ

ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻪ ﺍﻡ.ﻣﯽ ﺑﯿﻨﻢ ﮐﻪ ﻫﻤﻪ ﭼﯿﺰ ﺁﻣﺎﺩﻩ

ﺷﺪﻩ ﮐﻪ ﻓﺮﺩﺍ ﺑﺮﺳﯽ.ﺑﻪ ﺍﻣﯿﺪ ﺩﯾﺪﻧﺖ،

ﻓﺮﺩﺍ

ﺷﻮﻫﺮ ﺩﻭﺳﺘﺪﺍﺭﺕ